Post by .acez! on Mar 26, 2012 15:52:05 GMT -5
SUP.
Call me Red. Yeah, I know, your'e shocked. Seriously, I can tell from the look on your face. Calm yo' tits kid. I'll explain.
Where I come from, I was taught that dreams hold a deeper meaning. Sometimes, it's your deepest thoughts and senses come to light. Perhaps it is those from the past, or something from the future. Sometimes, we forget when we wake up, but some are more vivid. Yeah, that's it.
It's called a nightmare. Ignore the river of blood kid. It's not important right now.
Yeah, you see, sometimes we remember the pleasant dreams, we wake up satisfied. But more often, nightmares stay with you for years. Guess that's why here explaining it to a pup like you.
No.. I don't how this works. No, I don't really care about your name, or your past. Not yet anyway. So shut up and listen to the rules so I can get out of this hell-hole.
BLACK MAGIC
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1. OBEY THE LAWS.
Let's face it. If it's here, do it. No arguements. It's pretty much in every rulebook. So no whining. Just suck it up.
2. RESPECT
It's not huge. I don't expect people to bow on their knees and sing some sort of religious chorus but we are in it for the long-hold people. Grin and bear it, and respect your gang. If you have a problem, sort it out yourself because you are always going to find people that hate your guts. But, like if the dingo eats your baby, tell me that. That's important shit.
3. DO YOUR JOB
So yeah, basic stuff again. I'm asking you do your job and do it well. Check all the boundries, hunt in reasonable fashion and try not to kill one another. Seriously, don't go complaining to me when the border breaks or you guys are hungry. We are a gang, we do stuff together. I can't stress that enough to you.
4. DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID
This is important. Really. I don't want any love triangles. I don't want to hear 'but mister gorilla over there dated my giraffe and now my baby koalas blah blah blah' FOR GOD'S SAKE. Now I don't approve of dating outside the gang, but sometimes, Cupid is an asshole. So, we are going to deal with it. So help me, If I find out you messed with one of our allies on purposes, I will skin you alive and turn your pelt into our battle-flag.
5. WE ARE OPEN
Seriously important. If there's something wrong, tell me. If something is worrying you, tell me. If someone is on you, tell me. If you hear a humpbackwhale, tell me. It's all important. This isn't some monarchy. We are all pretty equal. We are always open to suggestions, for changes.
